What the---

I discovered this fruit lying on my counter at my house and instantly thought "What the hell kind of pear is that?!" It looks ugly and nasty and I secretly called it the Butt Fruit. When my mom came in she revealed that was actually a peculiar kind of squash that the Louisianians call "Merleton" and the rest of the world calls "Choyote" How odd. I don't think I could ever eat something that looked like a gnarly witch's face or the bad side of an old man. Le fruit de butt a la mode.