TP Bandit

This is what we have come to in my home. 

Yesterday one of my roommates confessed to having stolen toilet paper from a public facility. Obviously she was in dire straights, and while using the said facility she realized how handy her backpack was for stashing excess toilet paper. On her way out she paused near the paper towels but decided against it. Now it's our other roommate's duty to pick those up when she happens to be in a public restroom. I'm thinking our next stop is some toilet cleaner.