humpback

Last night I lay myself down on the floor in front of my mom and said "Massage my back. It won't move."

Instead of complying she exclaimed "What is this??!!! Is this a hump? You have a hump!" She thumped some part of my back.

I responded quite calmly. "I don't have a hump. Just massage."

"Yes you do. This is a hump. That it." She then moved my hands so they were on the back of my head. She then instructed one young brother to sit on my ankles. "Ok, now up." So I had to do several rotations of this exercise before she'd finally release the knots in my back.

This is not me. I do not have a hump. Just knots (temporarily relieved).