Last weekend, whilst out shopping for not myself, I came upon this lovely creature in a box:
I realized instantly that this two and a half inches of man-plastic must be mine. I made the purchasings and christened him Thimble Thor (please read in a god-like voice). He is a hero of great renown and courage.
Here Thimble Thor finds himself in the nest of the Terrible Turkeys of Tinderland. While the turkeys eat plastic man-flesh as a rare delicacy, Thimble Thor was able to placate them with well-timed jokes about their distant relations, the Churning Chickens of Chickentalk. They giggled and gobbled and assisted Thimble Thor on the next step of his adventure.
Thimble Thor was almost lost in the tantalizing and near irresistible Sprinkles of Spankles. He succumbed to their succulent oblong shape and their bright, playful colors. But, as luck would have it, these particular Sprinkles create a certain magnetism that ultimately repelled Thor's hammer to such an extent that he was able to escape.
Here Thimble Thor teaches the Southern Gummi Tribe the correct protocol for ordering a Jimmy John's sandwich. May they never be sandwich-less again.
Thimble Thor finished his great adventures with Shakespeare in the park. Here Thimble Thor reenacts Romeo's untimely death, much to the enjoyment of the Cinnabear audience. Juliet was played by Cinnaly Bore.
