Greatest News Ever

So, my mom and I are looking at the ads for Black Friday (we're very proactive, considering it's already midnight and half the bargains are being pulled of the shelves as we speak). But we came across one of the greatest ads featured in Khol's (which opens at the much more sane hour of 4 AM) But the ad is for an NFL print SNUGGIE for MEN.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that not make you so ridiculously happy? Now men can be comfortable and snuggled up in front of the TV without their masculinity questioned. They can proudly display their preferred team of men acting mannish and hitting other people with as much force as possible all for the sake of a oblong shaped ball.

Ok, so I realize I might have been a little behind on this thing, since I just googled in and everyone and their goldfish have NFL Snuggies. But it still absolutely made my day.

Bearded Lady!

Guess who had their first facial hair experience? That's right,

ME!!!

Is life not so happy when this is your assignment? 

Thus far, best day of November.

This is how I looked when I went to the library, my biology class, the bookstore, and the grocery store. I received some compliments, many confused stares, and lots and lots of personal satisfaction. I asked a security guard where to return the CD's, I checked out a book, and I asked a clerk where to find rubbing alcohol. I was actually surprised at how casual there response was. But my roommates tailed me and where able to give a more accurate account of my reception. Lots of subtle followers, rubber necks, and one dumbfounded cashier.

On our way to the grocery story Katrina looked down and said, "Oh no! I'm still in my sock-monkey nightshirt and I don't have a bra on." 

Then Erin pointed to me and said, "Um, she has a beard."

Problem solved.

Plants

I bought these pots for 50 cents each at Target. And they're GROWING!! I didn't think they'd actually work. I mean, 50 cents for your own basil? You know what this means? Next time I'm at Target, I'm get getting the christmas tree seeds and some miracle grow. 

Playing With Makeup!

Ok, so here are a few pictures of my recent makeup-ing extravaganza. I had fun, and you should too. 

This is the most recent. We were supposed to do "stylized" and I didn't really know what to do. So I came up with a fairy. I really wanted to try getting rid of my eyebrows, so I did (believe it or not I used a glue stick). The teach said I need eyebrows to make it look more human, but... it's a fairy. (bad quality due to phone camera, not real camera). 

This is my friend's younger sister. She's being Lady GaGa. I had fun with this one. (Sorry it took me so long. I got a little tooo perfectionista). 

This is one of my little brothers (the rest were not on this camera) But he was Dracula. (We later put blood dripping out of his mouth). 

This is my wound makeup. Unlike the previous one, I did this myself. We were supposed to bring pictures to class, but I had a hard time because the pictures made me queasy. Pahaha.

 

This was a typical glamour makeup for a tea party I hosted. (It ended up being a complete bust. My own roommates didn't even come).